August 24, 2022

The Tower
I do quite prefer the self-serve nature of this establishment as opposed to the "full service" mani-pedi treatment. For one, the full service always trims far too much, leaving me with bare quicks instead of the elegant, long tapper-points that are in fashion. Also, there is no where else in the residence with this wonderful "sisal" option that smells so much like my therapist, Dr. MouseToy. I should think other establishments (such as the Sofa! yes I'm naming names) should up their game. This salon also doubles as a acrobatic gymnasium, so that's nice too. So, I full heartedly recommend The Tower. One star!
MangoPieFace, Jr.
(Herbal Remedy)
I don't even really like the taste of this stuff, but dang, if I have an upset stomach, it does the trick. BAM. A few hacks and heaves and all better. I'm not even really sure if this is the actual name of the product, but I'm sure y'all will figure it out if you really need it. Also helps clear things out after the spring thinning of the coat, if you know what I mean. Eh? Yeah, you know. Still... dang it tastes like a litterbox.