Richard Fife https://richardfife.com Gaslamp, Fantasy, Science Fiction, and Cats Wed, 24 Aug 2022 02:08:57 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9 August 24, 2022 https://richardfife.com/2022/08/august-24-2022/ Wed, 24 Aug 2022 10:00:00 +0000 https://richardfife.com/?p=2247
Purrcifur The Tower (Salon) I do quite prefer the self-serve nature of this establishment as opposed to the "full service" mani-pedi treatment. For one, the full service always trims far too much, leaving me with bare quicks instead of the elegant, long tapper-points that are in fashion. Also, there is no where else in the residence with this wonderful "sisal" option that smells so much like my therapist, Dr. MouseToy. I should think other establishments (such as the Sofa! yes I'm naming names) should up their game. This salon also doubles as a acrobatic gymnasium, so that's nice too. So, I full heartedly recommend The Tower. One star!
MangoPieFace, Jr. LeaveItAlone! (Herbal Remedy) I don't even really like the taste of this stuff, but dang, if I have an upset stomach, it does the trick. BAM. A few hacks and heaves and all better. I'm not even really sure if this is the actual name of the product, but I'm sure y'all will figure it out if you really need it. Also helps clear things out after the spring thinning of the coat, if you know what I mean. Eh? Yeah, you know. Still... dang it tastes like a litterbox.
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Maestro Vak-üm (Maid Service) Unacceptable. There is no other word. I spent days getting the right mixture of both white AND black fur along the floorboards, trying to class this place up, and then the staff had the gall to call this "maid service" to undo everything. And that it is now automated only shows that the supervisor did, in fact, hear my complaints and is now too cowardly to show up. I tried to make the best of the situation, repurpose this scourge of high couture into a chariot, and while serviceable, it didn't seem to have any rhyme or reason to its path. Only plus, it is quieter than its predecessor.
Ella Chatty-Cat (Enrichment Service) Litterbox. The staff have been especially dense today, and I don't care if it isn't Chatty-Cat's fault, I still blame it. I have been spending days giving the staff clues to their latest enrichment activity, and they continue to not understand the prompt "Puzzle Tube". Ella Mad, I press, but disappointed would be more accurate. The staff seem to think this is somehow for my benefit and fail to see that I'm the one doing this for their sake, giving them word games to occupy their otherwise dreary, meaningless lives. At least they can understand the buttons for feeding me easily enough.
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